There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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