you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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