I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
