I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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