Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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