Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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