my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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