she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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