You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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