she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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