you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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