So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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