Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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