Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
it's not cheating when I paid for it
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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