Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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