we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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