singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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