Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
