Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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