yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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