The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I think people are normalizing furries
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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