I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
