but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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