batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
