summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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