I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Randomize
