Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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