I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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