But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Randomize
