If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
did i walk over a car last night?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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