i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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