Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish life had little blips of pornography
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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