I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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