he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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