Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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