My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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