she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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