love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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