i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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