i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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