yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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