..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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