belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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