do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I think I sprained my soul last night
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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