why didn't you poke me back
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
