I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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