I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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