the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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