I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's shark week go big or go home
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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