dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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