Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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