sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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