She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The feeling are messing with the penis
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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