I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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