i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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