just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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